Soldier: Alright You two, I’m leaving for the day. So I'm leaving you alone :)
Soldier: By yourself :)
Soldier: With No one to take care of you :)
Soldier: Please don’t destroy the house.
Soldier: Okay bye :D
(Soldier leaves da house)
(Soldier walks one step and breaths and runs back inside)
(the house is destroyed)
BFBQ: It was Miau not me
(Runs away)
Soldier: Thank you for being honest. Well it looks like you’ve earned yourself. A time out >:(
Miau: :0
Soldier: Anything to say?
Miau: :0
Soldier: >:(
Soldier: Just get in.
(Puts Miau in his cage)
Miau: Hmm. This isn’t too bad. I just do sumething funne to pass the time
(60 seconds later)
(Writing with chalk)
Miau: 61 seconds.. 62 seconds… 63….
BFBQ: Hey HEYYY
Miau: BFBQ?
BFBQ: DON’T WORRY MIAU! ME GONNA GET U OUT!
Miau: No >:(
BFBQ: Why?
Miau: cuz ye :)
BFBQ: >:0 THAT'S MY LINE
BFBQ: But I'm still gonna get you out. But me gonna need sume help :/
BFBQ: HEY DEBO-
Devon: Nope, Nope No No No No No
BFBQ: Fine >:(
BFBQ: I’ll do it myself.
(7 years or minutes of planning later)
BFBQ: I’VE DONE IT! I FINALLY DONE IT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAH
BFBQ: I made a plan to bust you out :)
Miau: Spill it.
BFBQ: It’s a masterpiece. I even drew a picture with my crayons :)
BFBQ: How it works is when Solddy opens the door. WE SPRAY HIM WITH THE HOSE! SOKING HIM FROM HEAD TO TOE! And-
(bbq explaining fnaf lore while miau literally opens the cage in two seconds.
BFBQ: And that’s the plan. You understand Miau-
(He’s gone)
BFBQ: Oh look at that :)
BFBQ: Hes gone :)
BFBQ: :) (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
(Miau is unlocked)
BFBQ: :0
BFBQ: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! :0
Miau: Oh i just called my cousin
R-M: Sup bro
(His millions of children fighting over a cookie)
R-M: I have an idea that is fair for all of you
Everyone: What?
(He eats the cookie)
Everyone: >:0
S.A.D: >:0
Astro: >:0
Miau: Wait, Astro you're not in this!
BFBQ: Yeah!
Astro: aww come on can’t i have just one line? A very small line?
S.A.D: No >:(
Miau: and that's the edisode :D
R-M: WAIT! I HAVE SUMETHING VERY IMPORTANT I NEED TO SAY!
Everyone: :/
R-M: …
R-M: Kate, Please come to my house and get ur pant-
