Boxy Boy: Welcome to the battle mode! The rules are simple. I'll give you something to play, so Player 1, try to play better than I did. Then Player 2, you have to try and do better than what Player 1 did. We'll do a few of those and that'll be the first round. I'll give you something else to play for the second round. How many rounds are there? Nobody knows. Ok baby, let's go, we're gonna do like this! Cut the lettuce Cut, cut the lettuce 3, 2, 1, Go!
Pump: *spams L and R, causing Beard Burger Master to scream*
NEKO: Cut the lettuce, cut, cut the lettuce! *hits buttons to the beat*
Pump: Cut cut the lettuce, cut, cut the lettuce!
NEKO: Cut cut the lettuce, cut, cut the lettuce!
Pump: Cut cut the lettuce, lettuce, cut, cut the lettuce, lettuce!
Boxy Boy: What happened? Player 1, you can do better than that!