Reee: *in an attack position and looking back and forth between the two Dekus* What the f*ck- I just came here to find a place to hide a body, d*mn it

Deku: excuse me what?

Reece: *looks Deku dead in the eyes* nothing that concerns YOU. *points to the other Deku* and who the f*ck are you?!

Villain Deku: I am him from another timeline

Reece: How the everlasting h*ll did you get here then?

Deku: I don't know

Reece: Then why are you two fighting?

Deku: because he's a villain

Reece: But did he do anything? Did he actually endanger the lives of civilians?

Kay: Deku?! Wait, Deku? *looking between the two Dekus* First of all, what the FUNK-

Villain deku: I guess the timelines crossed

Kay: What the- That shouldn't even be possible!

Deku: I know but somehow it happened

Kay: Who are you? *points at Villain Deku* And why are you here?

Villain Deku: I'm Deku from a timeline where deku wasn't all nights successor

Kay: Oh my god- DEKU? *shaking Villain Deku* WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Villain deku: in my timeline bakugo died from the sludge incident.

Kay: *eyes widen* No... No...

Villain deku: and I ended up working for all for one

Kay: ALL FOR ONE- I- Well, I can't blame you, I'd end up doing the same thing if I were you. *sigh* Jesus Christ, what am I gonna do..

Villain deku: and I ended up dating toga
Deku: oh gosh

Kay: Oh my god- This Deku is dating Ochaco. And I- I'm lonely *sniff*

Uraraka: what happened deku?!

Kay: Uraraka, stay back! We don't know what's happening! *she manifested a bubble and had Ochaco in it*

Toga: hey deku

Kay: AHH TOGA *jumps back*

Toga: *hugs villain deku* I missed you
Villain Deku: so did i

Kay: How the- How the funk did you get here, Toga?! *panicking*

Toga: I saw a portal and went through it

Kay: *facepalmed* Yeah, of course you did. Oh crap- Oh crap-

Deku: Oki

Kay: Alrighty then- Hey there AFO, can you leave this timeline alone? You're gonna meet your other AFO and then you'll end up killing both your sons-
Alt Kay: First of all, what the funk-

All for one: *leaves the timeline*

Kay: That worked
Alt Kay: How- How the funk- *visible confusion*
Kay: Now back to your timeline you go! *manifests bubbles around Alt Kay and pushes back into the timeline portal*

Deku: *confused*

Kay: Yes, I know, sorry for confusing you-

Deku: it's ok

Kay: Now, what should I do with your villain counterpart, hm-

Ignia: kill him

Kay: I- Ignia! I'm not gonna kill him! That'd break his timeline!

Ignia: *stabs villain deku*

Kay: NO! *uses the bubbles she had manifested to stop the knife and Ignia* Don't! That's still Deku!

Ignia: ello

Kay: IGNI- Oh my god- You're literally everywhere-

Ignia: what happened here?

Kay: Villain Deku. *points at Villain Deku* Possibly crossed timelines.

Ignia: *picks up villain deku and throws him in jail*
There now he's gone

Kay: Yeah, no. There's still Toga. Plus, there's the crossed timeline issue, and that means-
*portal*
Alt Kay: Uh, who the hell are you? *turns to Deku* Deku?! Aren't you... a villain?!

Deku: no not in this timeline

Alt Kay: Oh, oh okay.
Kay: You're me. I'm you. WHAT THE HELL?!

Ignia: *flys above the trees* oh no the timelines are merging!

Kay: *manifests bubbles around her and floats upwards with them* You're right! What do we do?

Ignia: I don't think we can do anything

Kay: *sighs* Alt Kay.... Shush

Ignia: oh no it's all for one...let's go beat im

Kay: F-
Alt Kay: F-

All for one: hello there
Villain Deku: hi dad
Deku: what the-
Ignia: afo is your dad?!

Alt Kay: WHAT THE HELL DEKU?! *turns to og Deku* HE'S YOUR DAD?!
Kay: *claps* Finally y'all figured it out- I was raised by the LOV for 8 years, I already knew this.

Me: what?!

Kay: Yes, I said nothing though. They trust me, and they literally are only coming just to see- Plus, I'm still terrified of her *points at Toga* so I don't come by anymore.
*pauses*
Dammit

Toga: 😏

Kay: Shut up Toga, I'm not dealing with you today. OH, and before you think I'm the traitor, I would never pass on the info I learn here. Uh, and there's the fact that if I'm lying, I make this really weird face because I'm too honest for my own good-