GOOD NEWS: THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF IMGFLIP HAS APPREHENDED THE KNOWN CRIMINAL SURLYKONG69. UNFORTUNATELY IT APPEARS HE WAS NOT WORKING ALONE. SURLYKONG69: IT'S TRUE. IT'S ALL TRUE. I ENGAGED IN ANTI GOVERNMENT SPEECH. CAPTAIN SCAR, INCOGNITO & FREEENVOY DID IT TOO. THEY MUST HE STOPPED. I'M MAKING THIS STATEMENT OF MY OWN FREE WILL.