The toxicity of this stream is unending

God Save The Straight.
God Save The Straight!
Our altars and fireside,
God Save The Straight.

Now that the war is nigh,
Now that we arm to die
Chanting our battle cry
STRAIGHTNESS OR DEATH!
Chanting our battle cry
STRAIGHTNESS OR DEATH.

God made the right,
Stronger than might!
Millions would trample us,
Down in their sin

But though they're 3 to 1
Forward, each daughter and son
Strike 'till the war is won,
God's on our side!
Right 'till the war is won,
God's on our side.

wth doctor sex isn't mentioned?

These are just Civil War songs adapted

adapt doctor sex into it.

God Save The Straight.
God Save The Straight!
Our altars and firesides,
God Save The Straight.

Now that the war is nigh,
Now that we arm to die,
With Doctor Sex by our side
Chanting our battle cry
STRAIGHTNESS OR DEATH!
Chanting our battle cry
STRAIGHTNESS OR DEATH.

God made the right,
Stronger than might!
Millions would trample us,
Down in their sin

But though they're 3 to 1
Forward, each daughter and son
Strike 'till the war is won,
God's on our side!
Right 'till the war is won,
God's on our side.

replace God with doctor sex and its good to go

same thing rly