As I walked down one evening
Down by the shady grove
I overheard a good straight man
Conversing with his love
Said he, "My dearest Sally,
I am going to leave this shore,
To subdue the homosexuals on
A Hetero Man of War."
"Billy, dearest Billy,
When you are far from me,
Fighting our sexual foes
Upon a homo sea,
My heart, it shall be with you,
When you're gone from me, afar
To fight against LGBTQ on
A Hetero Man of War."
"Sally, dearest Sally,
If you are, I will tell,
Our banner of white and black from MSMG
The sinners now hast passed
And this is why, my own true love
I am going to leave this shore,
For to avenge their sinfulness
On a Hetero Man of War."
"Farewell, my dearest Sally."
Her Billy, dear, did say,
"The ship is weighing anchor,
And I must sail away."
And quickly to the heterosexuality
The sinners will destroy
For straightness, we will fight upon
A Hetero Man of War.
Taking out his handkerchief
And tearing it in two,
He said, "Here is one half of it,
The same I give to you.
May the insults fly around me
And the homo cannons roar,
I'll fight against LGBTQ on
A Hetero Man of War."
A few more words together,
And he let go her hand.
As the jolly crew surrounded the boat,
They merrily rode from land,
The sailor waved his handkerchief
And far away from shore,
Sally blessed her noble sailor on
A Hetero Man of War.
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