*calls telephone*

H-Hello?

HI BESTIE

HIIII

Yes

:D

And I’m the incestous homophobic religious nut who hasn’t been an actual space fanatic for almost half a year

I LOVEEE SPACE :D

Star classes
O
B
A
F
G
K
M

FAV STAR/AND OR PLANET?

Gliese 445

my fav planet thingy is Kepler-16b :D

and I'm the biggest f**king idiot who apparently harasses people :D

THE NUMBERS
MY BUTTONS.

ARE YOUR EYES BUTTONS

*SCREAMS*
HERE.

THANKS
SENDING NUDES NOW

A

ohh :(

where tf are your buttons at i need to call obama

Uh,, On my face :D

so obama will talk through your mouth

uh,
im a telephone...
it just...happens

be honest
does he talk through your ass

YOU PICK THE PHONE UP,
LIKE A NORMAL TELEPHONE

IDFK HOW TO USE A TELEPHONE

*SIGH*
PICK THE PHONE UP,
PUT THE NUMBERS IN.
BOOM.

PUT THE NUMBERS IN?
LIKE, WRITE THEM DOWN ON PAPER AND PUT THE PAPER IN YOUR MOUTH?

is that so? *calls 32353-C-H-A-I-R-123*

Im scared- :D

*chair mountain collapses*
dammit. now i gotta rebuild it.

oh no-

*9 muinets later*
tada

oh good

Oh boy-

hello? chair departmint? yes i need 294 chairs for my chair stacks.

i...
im not paying for this.

*294 chairs fling out the window*
telephone garenteed.

o-oh-

*thows the chairs into a chair mountian one by one

OH NO

all ok. *walks into the chair mountin*

AAAAA

*muffeled* theres still no news.
*walks out coverd in chairs* no news yet