HOW DID YOU LOSE THAT FINGERTIP? IT WAS DISLODGED UPON THE FLIGHT OF A VODKA BOTTLE; VODKA BOTTLE? THE VODKA IS A FLIGHTLESS BOTTLE! IT IS UNLESS IT IS LAUNCHED BY SOMEONE; EVEN SO, HOW COULD IT CUT YOU? ARE YOU SUGGESTING A VODKA BOTTLE WAS CARRYING A KNIFE? NO I'M NOT SUGGESTING A VODKA BOTTLE WAS CARRYING A KNIFE. I'M SUGGESTING THE VODKA BOTTLE BECAME THE KNIFE AS IT WAS LAUNCHED AT MY HAND; DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE AIR SPEED VELOCITY OF A TRAVELING VODKA BOTTLE WOULD NEED TO BE IN ORDER TO TRANSFORM INTO A KNIFE SHARP ENOUGH TO TAKE OFF A FINGERTIP?
