ME: BUT IF I WANT TO BE A PERSON WHO WORKS AT AN ANIMAL SHELTER, WHEN AM I GOING TO USE THIS!?! THE TEACHER: YOU WILL NEED IT. HOW THE TEACHER THINKS I WILL LIVE MY ADULTHOOD:; SO YOUR LOST DOG WAS FOUND AT THE *BLAH BLAH* LEVEL OF THIS TOPOGRAPHY MAP, AND *RANDOM NUMBER* OF SECONDS OF FINDING YOUR DOG, WE THEN PROCEEDED TO WRITE A 3-PAGE ESSAY ON HOW THE DOG WAS HUNGRY WHICH TOOK 6 HOURS. AND THEN FOUND THAT MY HOUSE WAS ROBBED AT *RANDOM COORDINATES* AND IN THIS *RANDOM CLIMATE ZONE*. ME:; CUSTOMER:; LOOK BUDDY, I JUST WANT THE DOG.
