YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TURD; SON, WE LIVE IN A WORLD THAT HAS BEDS AND THOSE BEDS HAVE TO BE CLEANED BY MEN WITH DETERGENTS. WHO'S GONNA DO IT? YOU? I HAVE A GREATER RESPONSIBILITY THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY FATHOM. YOU WEEP FOR JOHNNY AND YOU CURSE THE AQUAMEN YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY. YOU HAVE THE LUXURY OF NOT KNOWING WHAT I KNOW, THAT JOHNNY BOX OFFICE FLOPS, WHILE TRAGIC, PROBABLY SAVED LIVES. AND MY TURD, WHILE GROTESQUE AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO YOU, SAVES LIVES! YOU DON'T WANT THE TRUTH, BECAUSE DEEP DOWN IN PLACES YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT AT LAUNDROMATS, YOU WANT ME TO SHIT THE BED YOU NEED ME TO SHIT THE BED.
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