Obsidian

*doesnt cope and keeps whining*

Go commit toaster bath

when? what time on said date? should i leave a suicide note? be specific, you goofy ahh igneous rock

On June 1 2022, precisely at 1738 hours, or 5:38 PM for your little brain, your blood will boil, causing your heart, veins, and arteries to explode

oOoOoooooo im so scared of your tall tales

Fun fact: past the 65800 ft above sea level pressure mark, the unpressurized boiling point of water is 98.5 degrees Fahrenheit, which means what I said would actually happen, since the average temp of the human body is 98.5 degrees Fahrenheit