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preheat the oven and sit in it

To what temperature?
Should my last words be a pun about fire?
Details are important, people.

say your going out with a boom and set it to 520 degrees F

kys
drink cyanide on may 28th 2039
make your final words "obama hamburger sussy balls"
leave a suicide letter saying some cringe hairless neckbeard told you to

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Thats what we need more of in the world
Details on how people should kill themselves

glad to be the shining example

You know I hate how people always say "kill yourself" but then never elaborate
I'd gladly do it, but how? How do you want me to kill myself? What day? What time? What should my final words be? Am I going to leave a suicide letter? If you're gonna tell me to kms, then tell me the important shit that goes along with it.

Kill yourself on May 30th, 2022 4:50 PM PST. Use the gun in your basement. Your last words will be "They couldn't morb fast enough". On your suicide note write the entire script of Morbius. Make your parents draw a smiley face on the walls of your bedroom with your blood. Your last video game to ever play will be Deltarune (chapter 1).