Jake: uhhh, who are you?

Austin: Uhhhhhhhh.... I think I walked into the wrong room.

Kaoru: ok

Austin: Sp what are y'all all about and why are you called The Host Club?

Haruhi: they're called the host club because they get requested by girls and they pretend to be their boyfriend
Tamaki: well that wasn't very nice
Haruhi: but it's true

Austin: Oh *chuckles*

Honey: I found usa-chan so now we can have cake

Austin: Oh good

Zuka club: we are here to take haruhi to our school
Honey: not again
Mori-senpai: it the lobelia girls academy

Austin: *whispers* Who are they?

Haruhi: lobelia girls acadamey they want me at their school so they can do gay things with me

Austin: Oh.

Haruhi: sorry I'm late I was studying in the library and didn't notice the time

Austin: Hi

Tamaki: haruhi you're late again remember you still have to repay your debt
(Haruhi broke an eight million yen vase so they have to stay in the host club until graduation to pay for the vase)

Austin: So this is how you're paying off your debt?

Haruhi: pretty much

Austin:* laughs*

Tamaki: haruhi go get us some commoners coffee
Haruhi: why is it always me
Hikaru: because you're the only one that knows where the commoners supermarket is

Austin: I don't like coffee

Kaoru: we didn't say you had to drink it

Austin: Just letting you know

(the door is locked)
Tamaki: welcome to the host club

Austin: Interesting

Honey: do you want to eat some cake with me

Austin: What flavor?

Honey: chocolate

Austin: Sure, why not then.

Honey: yay

Austin: *chuckles*

Honey: lemme go get usa-chan

Austin: Ok

Shay: W-why are you all in an abandoned music room?!

Tamaki: welcome to the host club

Shay: *backs towards the door*

Honey: do you want to eat some cake

Shay: ... Actually yes, I just now realized that I haven't eaten at all today

Cade: *leaves*

(the door is locked)

Cade: *backs up, then slams into the door*

Tamaki: welcome to the Host club

Cade: WHY IS THE F**KING DOOR LOCKED

Haruhi: wasn't there a sign that said the lock was jammed

Cade: oh right

Ignia: hello

Cade: hi

alivea:im sorry

Tamaki: welcome to the host club

alivea: im sorry for waking in on you

Kyoya: it's fine

alivea:thank you

Kyoya: you're welcome

alivea:so what is this clube for

Haruhi: it's a club where girls request the people in the club to pretend to be their boyfriend
Tamaki: well that wasn't very nice
Haruhi: but it's true

alivea: cool clube do you get paid for it

Kyoya: no

alivea:so why do you do it

Haruhi: they do it because they have to much time on their hands because they're rich

alivea:*chukals to her self*

Haruhi: they do It for fun

alivea: o i see