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"Oh, okay. Better find a different place to study." *starts to turn around*

(the door is locked)

"Hmm."

Tamaki: welcome to the host club

"H-h-huh?" *takes out guitar case*

Hikaru: hey boss isn't that the new kid
Kyoya: yes it is
Kaoru: isn't she that honor student
Hikaru: yes she's a commoner

"What?"

Tamaki: she's just like haruhi except haruhi broke a vase

"Who's Harubi? What do you want from me?" *backs into the door*

Haruhi: tamaki stop scaring the guest

"What the enfer do you want from me?"

Tamaki: we want your body
Haruhi: tamaki stop that you are being a perv
Tamaki: *sulks in a corner*
Haruhi: I'm sorry but that's the truth

"Please stop!" *turns into pine tree*

Haruhi: all of you are making her uncomfortable!
Honey: yeah haru-chans right
Haruhi: sorry if this gave you emotional damage

*turns back into a human* "No, the fault is mine, for I'm a demigod turned dryad, and I get sensitive when people talk about my body like that. By the way, my name is Roxelana Adams."

Haruhi: nice to meet you I'm haruhi

"Sorry about me freaking out."

Swap dragnoc (human): nope nope nope nope *starts backing away*

(the door is locked)
Tamaki: welcome to the host club

Hi there- *trying his hardest to open the door while still looking at them*

Hikaru: hey boss isn't that the new kid
Kyoya: yes I believe his name is dragnoc
Kaoru: isn't he that honor student
Hikaru: yes he's a commoner

*now getting agrivated* why is this thing locked!

Sorry the lock gets jammed every so often

Great so now I'm stuck here

Honey-senpai: why don't we have some cake drag-chan

Not right now I'm not in the mood for cake

Honey: then why don't we play with usa-chan

I don't feel like playing though

Honey: aw

*goes back to opening the door and somehow kicks it open* GYAHHHH! Jesus...

Tamaki: :0

Y'all really need to fix the lock on this door

Hikaru: yeah we do

.....

(Hello?)

Cade: *leaves*

(the door is locked)

Cade: *backs up, then slams into the door*

Tamaki: welcome to the Host club

Cade: WHY IS THE F**KING DOOR LOCKED

Haruhi: wasn't there a sign that said the lock was jammed

Cade: oh right

Ignia: hello

Cade: hi

Austin: Uhhhhhhhh.... I think I walked into the wrong room.

(the door is locked)
Tamaki: welcome to the host club

Austin: Interesting

Honey: do you want to eat some cake with me

Austin: What flavor?

Honey: chocolate

Austin: Sure, why not then.

Honey: yay

Austin: *chuckles*

Honey: lemme go get usa-chan

Austin: Ok

Haruhi: sorry I'm late I was studying in the library and didn't notice the time

Austin: Hi

Tamaki: haruhi you're late again remember you still have to repay your debt
(Haruhi broke an eight million yen vase so they have to stay in the host club until graduation to pay for the vase)

Austin: So this is how you're paying off your debt?

Haruhi: pretty much

Austin:* laughs*

Tamaki: haruhi go get us some commoners coffee
Haruhi: why is it always me
Hikaru: because you're the only one that knows where the commoners supermarket is

Austin: I don't like coffee

Kaoru: we didn't say you had to drink it

Austin: Just letting you know

Kaoru: ok

Austin: Sp what are y'all all about and why are you called The Host Club?

Haruhi: they're called the host club because they get requested by girls and they pretend to be their boyfriend
Tamaki: well that wasn't very nice
Haruhi: but it's true

Austin: Oh *chuckles*

Honey: I found usa-chan so now we can have cake

Austin: Oh good

Zuka club: we are here to take haruhi to our school
Honey: not again
Mori-senpai: it the lobelia girls academy

Austin: *whispers* Who are they?

Haruhi: lobelia girls acadamey they want me at their school so they can do gay things with me

Austin: Oh.