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YESS

we got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
and a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other

Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you w**re

see a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think
start a rumor buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer
or dm a girl and groom her do a zoom or find a tumor in your
here’s a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
here’s why woman never f**k you here’s you can build a bomb
which Power Ranger are you? take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could i interest you in everything all of the time?
a little bit of everything all of the time
apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything all of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other