ONCE YOU HIT 70 ANY JAIL SCENTANCE IS A LIFE SCENTANCE; MILK IS JUST CEREAL SAUCE; CAMPING IS JUST BEING HOMELESS FOR FUN; WAFFLES ARE JUST PANCAKES WITH ABS; IF YOU TRY DYING YOU'LL DIE TRYING; THE PERSON YOU CARE FOR MOST CAN ALSO KILL YOU THE MOST; A GOALKEEPERS GOAL IN LIFE IS TO HAVE NO GOALS; TIME DOESN'T HEAL EVERYTHING BUT IT SURE DOES KILL EVERYTHING; IF YOU CAN'T TOUCH RAINBOWS DOES THAT MEAN THEY'RE JUST HALLUCINATIONS; SOMEONE HAS CRIES MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE; YOU'VE LOST THOUSANDS OF MEMORIES SO CAN YOU EVEN CALL IT YOUR TRUE STORY; COMMAS ARE JUST READING SPEED BUMPS; YOUR ALWAYS LICKING THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH; WHEN YOU SMELL YOUR OWN FART YOUR JUST PUTTING IT BACK INSIDE YOU; CHEESE IS JUST MILK LOAF; LIFE IS THE ONLY GAME WHERE YOU GET WEAKER WITH THE MORE EXPERIENCE YOU GAIN; THE RICHEST PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY PENNILESS; WINE IS JUST GRAPE JUICE WHICH ALCOHOL