HEY MAN, THIS ISLAND IS OURS. HAVE SOME SCHNAPPS. NO, THIS ISLAND IS OURS. HAVE SOME WHISKEY; IT'S CALLED THE SEA OF JAPAN BECAUSE IT IS NEXT TO JAPAN; NO, IT'S THE SEA OF KOREA BECAUSE IT IS NEXT TO KOREA! NO, YOU'RE WRONG! I OWN KASHMIR, THE PEOPLE THERE WANTED IT! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN DO MY OWN STUFF IN MY OWN TERRITORY! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE THE WORST NEIGHBOR EVER! I CONTROL ALL OF KASHMIR AND YOU CAN GO CRY ABOUT IT!