7 Great Home Defense Options For When Guns Are Banned...
1. Call your local social worker.
2. Have your kids leave all their Legos out.
3. Make sure to hang a gun-free zone sign in your window.
4. Turn the thermostat up to 80 so it will be uncomfortably hot for burglars.
5. Bust out the Nerf guns.
6. Get the Gerbils.
7. Offer Comfort Wabbits.
