Twitter what the actual fuck

WHY

I dont know what to say

Has this been posted in r/creepyastericks yet??

Hot

Family friendly version: drops me on couch* sorry mom I'm sorry I've punched a kid in the face * slaps face * aaaaaaaa *shoves q tip up my nose to my brain cells * hahaha that tickles * grabs me by the shirt* aaaa * the shirt chokes me * aaaaaaaaaaaa * ach aaaa afggsh *

i bet the little walnuts liquid tastes reeeeal good

Jesus Christ what is wrong with you?!?!!

you should see what 2 years with your friend who moans 24/7 and (occasionally) watches porn does to you

Oh wow

Rocktoling thinks its sus and should be deleted

What have you posted

To the pristine site