Mr. Incredible becoming uncanny

ANCIENT EGYPT FACTS; KING TUT MAY HAVE BEEN KILLED BY A HIPPO; LICE WAS SO BAD THAT PEOPLE JUST GAVE UP ON HAIR; EGYPTIAN WOMEN WERE REGULARLY FLASHED BY MEN IN PASSING BOATS; KING TUT WAS BURIED ERECT; EGYPTIAN BIRTH CONTROL WAS DISGUSTING*; BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WERE LEFT TO DECAY TO STOP NECROPHILIA*; THE PHARAOHS WERE HORRIBLY OBESE*; THE EGYPTIANS TOOK LAXATIVES THREE TIMES A MONTH; EGYPTIAN PROCTOLOGISTS WERE CALLED ‘SHEPHERDS OF THE ANUS’; IN MYTHOLOGY SET JIZZED ON HORUS' FACE