a pvz review put through the furry translator

Dis game much bad owo! owo! owo! i wet mine 5 yeaw owd son pway dis game because he sad he wiked game and want vewy much so i buy game fur him but widdle watew he come uwu to me and say "daddy dis game much scawy owo! owo!" i wook at game and it say: "zombie vore chu bwain owo! owo! owo!" and me was shock. how can dis game be awwow fur chiwds uwu? dis game has bwood and viowins~ zombie vore ur vegetabwes owo! owo! zombie may nyo vore vegetabwe~ my son vore vegetabwe owo! owo! he is nyow wife shock and he have uwu to take piwws evewyday owo! owo! tanks so vewy much ewectwic awt owo! owo! owo! dis game much bad and scawy~ i wate 16 and ovew owo! owo! nyot pway dis game~ dis vewy innyapwopait owo! owo! owo! u has been wawnyinged owo! owo! owo! owo! owo!