A sad story, but one worth learning

YO GUYS, I CAN SHOOT LASERS OUT OF MY BRAIN; IT'S WARMING UP, GIVE IT A SECOND; ALMOST THERE, JUST A LITTLE MORE; AH, THERE WE GO; OH SHIT, NO! THE LASERS DESTROYED MY BRAIN! HELP MEEEE, MY SKIN HAS BURNT OFF AND MY HEART IS IN OVERDRIVE! AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH