Morning viewers, it's quandalious dinglus the III, I've been detained by the metropolitan police multiple times for various sign

Morning viewers, it's quandalious dinglus the III, I've been detained by the metropolitan police multiple times for various significant momentous consequential crimes including shanking a bobby, stealing the most elegant of automobiles, menacing conflict against france for the thousandth time and having ungentlemanly misguided behavior in public taverns, I will be making a hasty retreat from her majesty's tower on march the 28th, and after I will plan to restore the british empire to it's greater glory