b: Baku
s: Pizza Guy
b: bruh, i'm deadass fill'd with pangs of hunger right now.
*takes his phoneth out, proceeds to calleth a zza place*
s: ya zza, whatchu' wanteth?
b: lemme receiveth uhh. Boneless zza, with a 2 light'r of coke.
s: f**k kinda zza? and, 2 liter machine hath broken. We do got 1 light'r tho.
b: alas thee mean' b? aight' behold, lemme receiveth yond zza boneless.
s: uh? zza do not got bone on t.
b: the f**k did i just say then?
s: thee hath said, "lemme receiveth it boneless". Liketh zza got a damn bone in it.
b: y'all have gotten bones on your shit then.
s: nah.
b: so what is the problem?
s: d i c k h e a d. Nameth one zza that do have bone on it.
b: just do not putteth those shits in mine own zza, bruh. How many times do i have to sayeth t?
s: bruh, just explaing to me, how the f**k can zza beest boneless?
b: if 't be true t did not get bone in t, is boneless.
s: son, what school you go to?
b: dawg, i do not und'rstandeth the problem. Just maketh mine shit boneless. D E A D A S S.
s: i'm deadass not making this pizza
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