Random [anime girl]: *lifts up her shirt and flashes her huge breasts, which are covered by a skimpy bra*
Sephiroth: I don’t want breasts I just want you to leave immediately
The same [anime girl]: But the girl standing next to you is showing her huge tits as well
Sephiroth: That’s my friend, Sayori, and we actually care about each other. You’re just a random horny stranger trying to get my attention and failing miserably. Now leave before I-
The [anime girl]: *walks away with a heavy heart*
Sayori: Who was that?
Fischl, interrupting Sephiroth in the process: A desperate Sephiroth fangirl
Sayori: Seems legit