SO I GOT A CALL TODAY
FROM GENE PARMESAN,
OUR PRIVATE EYE. HE SAID
HE FOUND SOMETHING BIG. WE HAVE A PRIVATE EYE, HUH? OH, I HIRED HIM A HUNDRED YEARS AGO TO FIND OUT IF YOUR FATHER WAS CHEATING ON ME. HE NEVER DID FIND ANYTHING. WELL, HE CAN'T BE VERY GOOD, THEN.
