Hoshiko: Listen carefully, because I have an important message for you; Sephiroth is a catfish
Fischl: Why is Sephiroth a catfish?
Hoshiko: When I first saw his long silver hair from the back, I thought he was a beautiful young lady. But when I saw his face, I realized that I had been deceived. He turned out to be a man, how extremely repulsive. And I could only wonder why Sephiroth would pull a careless prank like that
Fischl: That’s not Sephiroth being a catfish, that’s just you being an idiot. I’ve seen other guys with long hair, and they still manage to look masculine. You should probably go outside and meet more boys