“WHAT’S HEAVIER, A POUND OF STEEL OR A POUND OF FEATHERS?”; “THE STEEL IS HEAVIER BECAUSE IT’S STEEL.”; “NO, IDIOT! THEY’RE THE SAME WEIGHT, YOU BRAIN DEAD OAF!”; “THE FEATHERS ARE MORE HEAVY BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CARRY THE WEIGHT OF WHAT YOU DID TO THOSE BIRDS.”