You spongy rump-fed nut-hook!

thou artless hedge-born clack-dish

... *ahem*

Thou artless and paunchy dog-hearted toad-spotted apple-john baggage are a disgrace to even thy fellow beslubbering, rant, frothy, fool-born, onion-eyed, clay-brained whey-faced wagtails and goatish pox-marked pigeon-egg foot-lickers.

thou loggerheaded sheep-biting mumble-news

“Saucy common-kissing pigeon egg” lmao

Thou jarring swag-bellied coxcomb

You little spongy weather bitten vassal

f**k you, you tottering bat-fowling nut-hook!

thou goatish beef-witted moldwarp

Thou Rank Toad-Spotted Haggard

Weedy urchin-sboutes whey-face go brrrrrrrrrrr

Thou imgflip.com!

Thou puny fly-bitten lewdster

Thou artless dizzy-eyed pigeon egg!

Thou dankish full-gorged barnacle

Thou art less bat-fowling giglet

*artless

Drowning rough-hewn maggot-pie