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do me
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wdym
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What's my mom in maritime terms
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idk, panamax
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F**k yeah I'd love to
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I'm taken
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Im shaking and crying rn I can't believe vape poor ion would do this
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wha
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I no, write? Variable era is evul!!!1!!11!
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🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝f**king☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮f**k🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌❌ your vape💯😎💨 🆗🆒now listen 👂👂here my chum✌✌, my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯. ✋that✋is✋six✋f**king✋hundreds✋ and he never❌🙅🙅 once vaped💯😎💨. The man 🚬smoked🚬some🚬mad🚬cigars🚬 because he wasnt❌the pussy🐱🐱you are🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 and killed🔫🔪 👌every👌vaping👌f**ker👌he👌saw👌🆗🆒😂😂👀👀 so in the spirit👻of me good ol pa👨, I think💭you should kys🔫 they have 🆓 vapes💯😎💨 in hell🔥and🔥it's🔥lit🔥for😂 unintelligent vaping💯😎💨 hooligans like yourself👌😂😂
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I don't f**king vape
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(Peter Griffin From Spiderman 2 Voice [HAHA GET IT BECAUSE THE 🤣🤣]) rule 34 whyisthatlikethat 😱 😱 😱 Hello guys quandangle dingle gaming here. number 15, burger king foot lettuce. Today we are 😮😮😮going to talk about the 30 war crimes i totally did not do in Brazil and why I nuked a castle in Slovenia with a bag of pota💪to chips. The entirety of Europe has declared war on my home guys so ignore the door ram noises and the kids😱 🤔 screaming in my basement. Today we are going to kill my friends minecraft dog but remove the minecraft (i did your mother)and now its funnier1!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Guys today at 3am we are going to call resurrected stalin at 3AM GUYS OMG. dann- SO WERE GONNA CALL 666 AND SEE IF S😮TALIN REPLIES!!!. *phone answers* F**K YOU 3AM ELMO IM TRYING TO CALL STALIN NOT YOU BITCH anyways today was a failed attempt so make sure to follow my por- i mean furraf- i mean tiwetter page!!! PLEASE DADDY SLAP THE DIHARHEA OUT OF MY AS🤣S DADDY!!! Welcome to my youtub page giys today were gonna shove a fire hose into my mouth and see what happens you wont believe whta happens guys so keep watchon the the the the the when the the the the 😱🤣🤣🤣 i rapped traumatized refugees guys who won world war two who won world war two lmaooo XDDDDDDDD
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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In the autumn of 1918, after the bloodiest summer in Paul’s wartime experience, Paul is the only living member of his original group of classmates. The war continues to rage, but now that the United States has joined the Allies, Germany’s defeat is inevitable, only a matter of time. In light of the extreme privations suffered by both the German soldiers and the German people, it seems likely that if the war does not end soon, the German people will revolt against their leaders.

After inhaling poison gas, Paul is given fourteen days of leave to recuperate. A wave of intense desire to return home seizes him, but he is frightened because he has no goals; were he to return home, he wouldn’t know what to do with himself. He fears that his generation will yield no survivors—that they will return home as living corpses, shells of human beings. He cannot bear the thought. Something that is essentially human in them must survive the years of bombardment, but he feels that his own life has been irrevocably destroyed.

After years of fighting, Paul is finally killed in October of 1918, on an extraordinarily quiet, peaceful day. The army report that day contains only one phrase: “All quiet on the Western Front.” As Paul dies, his face is calm, “as though almost glad the end had come.”
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Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here
I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink
And he went to bed for a really long time
I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr)
I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head
My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan
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‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (your dad doesn’t exist) MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZLY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 WHY STREAM SO DEAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Sec 6 when❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Spire‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 r/unexpectedmsmg r/expectedmsmg r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😎😎😎😎😎😎
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Hey guys, -Vaporeon- here going to teach you all to make mac n cheese. First we need some macaroni, then 5 1/4 cups of milk, you can source milk from cows or your mom. Now you need cheddar cheese. First, pour the milk into a pot and bring it to a boil. it needs to be bubbling for success. Now we need to make sure the macaroni isn't stale otherwise it's not too great to eat. Now that the milk is boiling add the macaroni in and stirring for about 10 minutes. Once that has been done turn off the heat and add the cheese and stir until the pasta is evenly coated. Now that the cheese is melted you're done. Now you just let it cool, you can play War Thunder or get some bitches in the meantime. I'm -Vaporeon- and I'll see you again in more tips to do random shit. Cya
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WAIT SOURCE MILK FROM YOUR MOM HEY WAIT A MINUTE NO
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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cool
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