THE PROBABILITY OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH MILK; FIRST, WE MULTIPLY THE PROBABILITY OF BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING (L); THEN, WE MULTIPLY IT BY THE PROBABILITY OF YOU WINNING THE LOTTERY (W); THEN WE PUT THAT TO THE POWER OF 11.9 BILLION
AND MULTIPLY THE PRODUCT BY THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU TOUCHED GRASS; SO THE EQUATION WILL LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
((LW)^11.9B)X0; BECAUSE ANYTHING MULTIPLIED BY ZERO IS ZERO
THERE IS A 0% CHANCE OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK
