If you just can't win, switch tactics!

I smell upvote begging!
You are being detained by Agent Arin. You will be taken to Site 15 for examination and containment. Do not resist, or you will be terminated

But I'm not upvote begging! I already tried that once. Didn't work. That's why I'm switching tactics. Now I'm downvote begging. It's like upvote begging, but more pathetic.

For whatever reason I now want to get you a downvote play button

What's a downvote play button?