I CANT; HENCEFORTH, I AM UNABLE TO CAN; THE CIRCUMSTANCE I AM IN RIGHT NOW PREVENTS ME FROM PREFORMING THE ACT OF CANNING; AFTER RUNNING TESTS, I HAVE LEARNT THAT MY BODY IS PHYSICALLY AND/OR MENTALLY UNABLE OF FORORDAINING AN ACT THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY CALLS "CANNING". NOW, MY MOUTH CONTORTS IN A WAY AND MY VOCAL CHORDS VIBRATE IN A WAY MAKING THE SOUND WAVE VIBRATING THROUGH AIR MOLECULES OUR EARS PERCIEVE AS" I CAN'T" SO THEN YOU KNOW I AM UNABLE TO CAN. NOW, MY BRAIN TELLS MY HANDS TO PUT ON THIS CROWN THROUGH THE NERVOUS SYSTEM. AND, SINCE I DESPISE YOU, I AM GOING TO USE MY MOUTH TO TELL MY GUARDS TO PERMANENTLY DETACH YOU HEAD SO I CAN DEADIFY YOU. LOL.