"sit down. hijacking an aircraft,"
"oh yeah, i remember that,"
"hijacking a public transportation vehicle,"
"i don't remember that..."
"prostitution,"
"I DEFINITELY don't remember that."
"underage drinking,"
"that would explain a lot..."
"Driving while intoxicated, Tax fraud, Tax EVASION, conspiracy, murder on multiple degrees- need I continue?"
"oh please do. I'm loving this trip down memory lane."