Make me blush

Wanna see what we can do with 400 bags of microwave popcorn?

I'm not the person who made this, but yes

Ok cool

I'm financially stable

Until the stckscrash agian

Sorry outside snacks aren't allowed into the theater

Damn are you a garden hose? Cuz it seems every time I even look at you, you get me soaking wet.

20%

Damn am i a garden hose? Cuz it seems every time you even look at me, you get soaking wet.

Me *falls* also me "did I just fall for u?"

10%

are you a sealion because i sea you lion in my bed tonight

40% Nice pun