Stranger Things Announcement (Made by Foxy-198727)

ok, so my mom is telling me this story from whrn she was in high school. there was this guy who did acid, and one night at a party, this guy was convinced that he was a glass of milk, and if he spilled, he would die.
so being the terrible person my mother was, she would purposefully bump into him, freaking him out. by the end of the night, he was in the corner crying because he didnt want to spill.

so, yeah. moral of the story is don't do drugs

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Jeez

My system crashed, I lost my deeta but I had an antivirus. ( Proto teleports out of nowhere. )
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Me walking into my math exam knowing addition is the opposite of subtraction and subtraction is to take away, like CPS took me away from my dad, multiplication is to multiply like your siblings when I f**k your mom, and division is to separate, like my mom and dad did a few years ago