DEAR 8 POUND, 6 OUNCE, NEWBORN INFANT JESUS. DON'T EVEN KNOW A WORD YET, BUT STILL OMNIPOTENT, WITH YOUR GOLDEN DIAPERS. WE THANK YOU FOR ATTORNEY ANGEL FACE CAMILLE VASQUEZ AND THE REST OF JOHNNY'S SUPER AWESOME LEGAL TEAM. WE PRAY THAT THIS WEEK JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED AND AMBER TURD WITH HER LIVER SPOTTED HANDS AND EXPIRED YOGURT LOOKING FACE WILL FINALLY FACE JAIL TIME AMEN.
