I need help with turning on my protogen, I recently ordered one off a site called www.AnodyneSales.com and whenever I try to tur

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-....AraneaMembri..---
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Have you tried turning it on and off
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
no

because every time I try turning it on

it moans

like

obnoxiously loud
-....AraneaMembri..---
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Are you sure you didn't order a horny one
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
even if I did www.AnodyneSales.com has a no-refund waranty
-....AraneaMembri..---
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
Have you tried fuсking with it



Horny protogens tend to turn into normal ones after satisifed
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y
IT HAS THE GRILLING COMPARTMENT UP THE ASS

WEIRD DESIGN
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
ok I tried it out.

It's moaning even louder now and is saying shit like 'harder daddy' in a femboyish tone
-....AraneaMembri..---
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Okay uhh



We'll send you a normal one and when we arrive we'll dismantle the horny one
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y
Actually no.

I like this one.

It's a fine latte maker.

And doubles as a body pillow, so double win.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y
I need help with turning on my protogen, I recently ordered one off a site called www.AnodyneSales.com and whenever I try to turn it on, I always press the wrong button despite following the manual, which causes my protogen to moan loudly. I would like a full recall or help regarding usage of this product.

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I need help with turning on my protogen, I recently ordered one off a site called www.AnodyneSales.com and whenever I try to turn it on, I always press the wrong button despite following the manual, which causes my protogen to moan loudly. I would like a full recall or help regarding usage of this product.