Broccoli.

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Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 4 replies
OJ: "There other orange juice cartons here. They aren't alive. Who am I?! WHO AM I-"



Milk covered her mouth. "Juicy, stood making a fuss in the middle of the store." He looked up at her. "Oh, hey."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The woman awkwardly stares at the two of you for a few moments, and finally says something. “…Now I thought I’m something you don’t see every day.”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Milk: "I find that...somewhat rude, but I'll shrug it off. I'm Milk, as you can clearly see from the big black words on my carton. And if you wanna ask, I'm 1%." He sighed, and slowly put his hand away from OJ's mouth. "This is OJ, and she's having an existential crisis." OJ was panting, trying to calm herself down. "Nice weird-looking baby there."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Thank you, and I’m sorry for insulting you in that kind of way. I’m so used to sickos on the street asking me if I’ve been stained by grass that I forgot how to actually encounter something like… this.”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"I'm so used to everybody either staring at me or screaming and running away because they think they saw some paranormal activities. It's...very hard to get to know someone when they're like that." OJ had finally calmed down.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“My kid’s gonna be bullied for having part of me over their eye, what do you expect when you’re anything but human? Or somehow in this world, have a skin tone other than the normal scale that you see every day if you aren’t some sort of demon.
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Tell me about it. The whole..milk carton business makes blind dates, heh, a reaaaal woozy." He chuckled. "But it's sort of the only way. I mean, I can't be with Juicy here, we're basically siblings. Sort of. We're both related and not related. It's weird, don't get me started on it."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
She picks up a bag of lettuce and puts it in her bag. “Aaand yep, that’s the one I was looking for. Say, how’s life being like that? Is the milk your blood, do you have organs, how does that work?”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Yeah, my blood's milk, and hers is orange juice. I got a skeleton, organs, all the stuff. Just floating around there in milk. And when the milk in me expires, I just drink more. The expired milk goes...somewhere. I don't know a lot of the functions of my body, there's not really a biology class for it. Like, where does the milk go? Why does my stomach acid look like blood?"
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“I don’t even want to know what my skull looks like, so I guess we have something in common.”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y
"Yeah."



OJ: "Hey, you're making a friend. Bonding over...both being weirdos." She chuckled.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
The kid starts to wake up, and it looks around.
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Milk: "Oh, hello there, kiddo."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
She reaches out to him for a bit, but then kinda just looks around.
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Heh, kids. I'm taking care of a kid. A 22 year old one filled with orange juice."



OJ: "Hey!"
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Haha, I know how it feels. The guy I live with is practically bowing down to me. I don’t even know why, because I do stuff for him, and he does stuff for me, but all of a sudden, I’m ‘master’ or some other pet name that wouldn’t be used in public. I’m fine with it, it’s just weird.”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Wow. That is interesting, to say the least. I live with her, and a pink-skinned lizard woman with a singular black eyeball and a triangle for a head. She treats me like a normal person, and sometimes likes to carry me around on her head, since I'm, like, a foot and a half tall."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Yeah, I noticed that.” Cera laughs a bit, and the baby keeps reaching out to Milk. “Say, how about I invite you over today, just so the kid can hang out with you at least once in her life when she isn’t napping?”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
He laughed. "Sure."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Alright.” After a few moments, the four of them head off. She gives Milk her number (NOT IN THE ROMANTIC WAY) before getting in her car.
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y
"Alright, where's our car?"



"You crashed it, remember? When you tried to reach the pedals with bricks."



"Oooooh. Right."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“How about I let you ride with me? So you don’t crash my car?”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Sure."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Alright.”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Here, get on my head." He hoisted OJ over himself, who reached up and opened the car door.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
(Ok they’re somehow now outside.)



After they all go home, Cera opens the door, sets the kid down on the couch, and sits with the kid.
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y
Milk and OJ followed in.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Yep. Both biological mysteries. Neat.”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
He smiled a bit.



"Wow, Milk smiled! That's rare."



"Shush, Juicy, I'm getting happy over realizing that I'm not alone."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Damn right you are not!” She’s about to give Milk a friendly slap on the back, but realizes she might tip him over, and gives him a gentle pat.
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
He chuckled happily, smiling wider now. "Yeah, I bet somewhere out there there's a woman who won't care about me being a carton of milk, or someone who's like us."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“You know, I should invite you over someday. Like, cookouts, or whatever people do. You are the nicest carton of milk I have ever met.”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"Cookouts are nice."



"Oh, you should see when he gets angry, things get weird. Reaaaal weir-"



He shushed her.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“And what’s with your sister? Why’s she telling me embarrassing stuff?”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
"She's a...loose cannon, which is an understatement. I got angry, lost control of myself, might've...killed a few people when I blacked out."
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Strangled a guy before unintentionally. Thought my hands were on his shoulders. You have a lot more in common with me then I thought!”
Milkbuds
1 up, 2y
"Yeah!"



OJ smiled as well.
Marbilou
1 up, 2y
Marbilou:Where the hell are the ice creams.....

Bridget:*looking for ice cream too*

Eiko:Me want to go home....

Yuko:*looks at them*
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 2 replies
Yeet: *getting something off one of the shelves* …this should do… *puts it in a bag*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Hey, it’s fine. I understand if we don’t like our names, so I won’t pester you about it!”
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeet: Thanks…
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“You’re welcome, stranger.”
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeet: Maybe I should.. check out now… uh… *quickly walks away*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Alright! Have a nice day!”
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*He checks out and walks outside, but what’s off is that when he goes outside he sits at the wall*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
After a few moments, Cera walks out, too.
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
*He just sits there, eating some fruit that he got*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
“Hm? Oh, hey! Is everything alright?”
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
She’s looking at lettuce, examining all of the brands and packages, trying to see which one is the best fit. She eventually sidesteps over to you by accident.
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeet: *gets scared and jumps backwards* o-o|||
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Oh, sorry about that!”
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeet: … *doesn’t say anything*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“…Uh-”
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeet: T-That was my bad… I shouldn’t have been in your way…
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Oh, no! I wasn’t looking. It’s fine.”
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Yeet: Y-Your name?
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
“Huh? Oh! I’m Cera. You?”
Yayeeeeeeet45rblx_2022
1 up, 2y
Yeet: I just go by Yeet… I hate my real name…
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You see these two in the store, and like the somehow extremely curious part of the roleplay stream (yeah I see you “you see n/a wdyd” prompts, you can’t hide) you decide to do something. What do you do? No ERP or romance, don’t murder or harm them (YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORE), don’t try buying the child off of her (yes someone actually tried to do that to a friend of mine when they were younger don’t ask why), however, you can have a joke OC, but don’t take it too far.