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Broccoli. | You see these two in the store, and like the somehow extremely curious part of the roleplay stream (yeah I see you “you see n/a wdyd” prompts, you can’t hide) you decide to do something. What do you do? No ERP or romance, don’t murder or harm them (YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORE), don’t try buying the child off of her (yes someone actually tried to do that to a friend of mine when they were younger don’t ask why), however, you can have a joke OC, but don’t take it too far. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Cory: Hello!
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“Huh, what?” The woman asks, looking over from an isle. She seems confused, but you grabbed her attention anyways.
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Cory: I, uh, need your help.
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“Why?” She asks. She actually turns towards you now. The kid’s limbs wave around like they’re nothing. She’s asleep though, she isn’t dead.
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Cory: There's someone after me...
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yeah lol
deez nuts
alr ima leave i’m sorry fr
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NO, CINDERBLOCK
DON'T SPOIL THE PLOT TWIST❗️❗️
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😭😭
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“Who? I don’t remember seeing you anywhere. Is it some other wacko organization? Oh, I’ve said too much. Promise you won’t think about the second and third sentences that much ever again, ok? I’ll help you, just explain yourself and let me see what brand of chopped lettuce is most trustworthy.”
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Cory: So, um, it all started when I was born, basically. My dad... well, he doesn't like me. So, he started this cult, hellbent on slowly, painfully killing me.
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She drops a bag of lettuce on the ground and looks at you in shock. “Now I’m questioning if I can help. Have you tried living inside of a church?”
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Cory: Um... n-no?
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“Honestly, it could work, but I’m not so sure.” She picks up the bag of lettuce, trying not to wake up her kid. “What’s this cult about?”
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Cory: I've overheard them talking about sacrificing me...
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“Yeah, but what do they worship? Are they trying to get back to the Aztecs, are they satanic somehow, is it something else that I can’t think of?”
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Cory: That part I don't know...
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“Well then, I don’t know how to keep you over at my place, I don’t know how to save you, so how about I invite you over for a bit? The guy I live with is away for some reason, so we can chat a bit, make sure you won’t die any time soon.”
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Cory: That sounds nice...
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“Alright, uh, this lettuce looks fine.” She puts the lettuce in her bag, and she gives you the directions to her house. “Hey, see you soon. And I mean very soon, because you’re coming over to my place. Okay?”
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Cory: Okay...
(Cory walks away.)
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A few moments later, you arrive at her house. She has a doorbell, but you also want to knock on the door.
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(Cory quietly knocks on the door.)
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It takes a few moments, but the woman opens the door. “Oh, hey! You’re here! Come on in.”
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(Cory walks in, looking slightly nervous.)
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The woman plops down on the couch. “Hey, I never caught your name. Mine’s Cera.”
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Cory: That's a nice name. I'm Cory.
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“Well, Cory, can I get you anything while you’re here?”
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Cory: Um, I'm kinda thirsty... could I get a drink?
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“Sure! Water, Dr. Pepper… that’s about it aside from alcoholic stuff, but we don’t have much of that.”
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Cory: Can I just get some water?
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“Alright.” After a few moments, she comes back in with a bottle of water. “Here you go.”
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(Cory starts drinking out of it.)
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“So, about this cult thing?”
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Cory: They've been after me for as long as I can remember.
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“Have you heard of other incidents where they sacrificed someone else? Just curious.”
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(Cory seems to suddenly remember something traumatic.)
Cory: ...Y-yeah...
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“…Hey, you never mentioned your mother. How’s she doing? I don’t want you to get serious anxiety or any PTSD triggers, so you don’t need to go into detail. Alright?”
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Cory: She... um...
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Cera listens patiently, trying not to disrupt or upset you.
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Cory: She's dead.
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“Oh… I’ll try not to mention her then. So, is there anything you want to tell me to help you?”
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(Cory looks out of the window, and immediately runs to hide in another room.)
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Cera assumes that someone is outside, closes the blinds normally, and locks all doors and windows. She goes to see where he went. She checks the bathroom first. “Cory? You in here?” She opens the shower curtain.
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(Cory is curled up in the floor of the shower, shaking.)
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“Hey, Cory, it’s fine. I’ll make sure nobody hurts you. I’ve had training. I promise to practically be your personal body guard.”
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Cory: Y-you can't s-stop them...
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“Cory. Trust me. Everything is under my control.” Cera hears a knock at the door.
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(The knock startles Cory, causing him to jump a bit.)
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“I’ll get it.” Cera says, walking to the door.
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Cory: N-NO-!
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“Cory, go to my room. It’s just down the hall. There’s a room inside of my closet that’s hard to see, but the handle is behind the shoe rack. There’s also a door with a passcode. The code is 8152. Stay there until I tell you it’s safe. Alright? I’m fine.” Cera walks out slowly.
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(Cory runs to Cera's room.)
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Cera opens the door. “Hello! Do you need anything?
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(There's a hooded figure in a red cloak at the door.)
???: Bring me Cory.
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“…Listen, I don’t know who you are, or who this ‘Cory’ is, but you seem awfully suspicious. What’s with the cloak? Are you having a dungeons and dragons night?!” She’s letting her inner dingbat out to sound convincing, and it’s working in Cera’s eyes.
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???: Are you sure you don't know him?
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“I’m sure! Wait, what does he look like? I think I MIGHT have seen this guy at a flea market selling mug cozies that he made named Cory. Or was it Carl…?”
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(??? walks away.)
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“Oh, you’re leaving now? Have a good day, mister!”
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(A moment later, ??? is out of sight.)
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Cera just keeps waving a bit more to still look convincing, and then closes the door. She goes to the closet, and checks in on Cory.
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(Cory seems terrified.)
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“Hey, Cory. It’s fine. They’re gone.”
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Cory: T-they are...?
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“Mhm. Just like I promised. They aren’t going to hurt you.”
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Cory: O-okay...
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“Do you want to stay here with me?”
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Cory: Y-yes...
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“Alright. Do you need anything?”
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You see these two in the store, and like the somehow extremely curious part of the roleplay stream (yeah I see you “you see n/a wdyd” prompts, you can’t hide) you decide to do something. What do you do? No ERP or romance, don’t murder or harm them (YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORE), don’t try buying the child off of her (yes someone actually tried to do that to a friend of mine when they were younger don’t ask why), however, you can have a joke OC, but don’t take it too far.