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Yep, cannibalism technically IS legal, there just sadly are no ways to obtain human flesh legally. :(

Well if for any reason you need a limb amputated, you can ask the doctor if you can keep it and then cook it

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I, as an American just realized that and I am TERRIFIED

Well cannibalism is legal but you can’t kill someone to get the meat. You’d have to cook yourself or another willing participant

Basically I’m saying you have nothing to feat

*fear