*Koopa Troopa is showing Paratroopa a picture of Sayori*
Koopa Troopa: Paratroopa, can you find something wrong with this picture of Sayori?
Paratroopa, answering immediately: I know! It’s the fact that Sayori has big boobs! She really needs a mastectomy operation, considering that she even has boobs!
Koopa Troopa: That is correct! Now we shall do the thing on Sayori
*A few moments later, Paratroopa and the Koopa Troopa begin to hear One Winged Angel playing as it gradually gets louder*
Paratroopa: Is it just me or do you hear boss music?
*Koopa Troopa, too afraid to say a word, hides in his shell. Paratroopa, seeing Koopa Troopa hiding in his shell, does the same*
Paratroopa: Do you know when it will stop?
Koopa Troopa: I don’t know, but I’d rather avoid saying anything
*Sephiroth enters the castle*
Sephiroth: What do you guys think you’re doing? Why would you ever think that it is ok to have Sayori’s breasts removed without her affirmative consent? *forcibly removes the Koopas’ shells* Now imagine how that feels
Paratroopa, crying: No, my shell! My precious shell! And it even had wings on it! How am I supposed to fly now?
Koopa Troopa: And how am I supposed to hide in my shell now?
Sephiroth: *sigh* Until I can trust that you both won’t mess with Sayori’s breasts I won’t be giving you your shells back. Good luck on surviving without them
