Why?

Flamethrower go pew pew! 🔥🔫

child, flamethrower does not go "pew pew"

i shall show you how a flamethrower makes noise

FWOOSH FWOOSH

:O

Flamethrower go fwoosh fwoosh?

i have purchased two flamethrowers. let's have a granddaughter, grandgfather bonding time and go terrorize your siblings

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss

FWOOSH FWOOSH
*flamethrows poke*

*Pours gasoline on him*

you're doing it wrong

here pour some kerosine on him

*Pours Kerosene on him*

now light him on fire

Flamethrower: *fwoosh fwoosh*

Bozo

bozo