that's how to get a girlfriend

i protect my girlfriend from dangerous things

yes thats true

well im not brave or can protect from robbers so idc if i dont have a gf

i call police and the criminal get arrested trying to kill my girlfriend then i protect

what if you are too late to call the police coz the robber runs so fast?

im so fast

i have weapons in my house

like what weapons

x10 miniguns and x300 shotguns and x200 knifes and x100 axe and x20 pistol and

wow in mariofan7000llion years!!!!!!!

i have armory room full of guns and knifes

you opened a shop? with guns and knifes?

no my armory room its on my basement