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←STARTS SINGING IN RUSSIAN; BEGINS CHECKING TURKISH STOCK MARKET→; STARTS DANCING ON GRAVEL→; ←INTENSIVELY STARTS CALLING EX; STARTS CRYING IN LATIN→; HAS IDEAS TO REVIVE THE SOVIET UNION→; ←*REVIVES THE SOVIET UNION*; ←STARTS TO MAGICALLY INCREASES VODKA PRODUCTION; FALLS OFF A CLIFF AFTERWARDS→; CREATES 5 GENERATIONS→; ←WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL