Change My Mind

what if you live in the southern hemisphere where Christmas is in the summer

huh

*grabs you by the tail and drops you in the blender*
any last words before I turn this on?

I'm actually a human *goes into my human form* now I'm free

*stabs you in the stomach*

*goes back into my Vaporeon form and tosses some water on myself* Better

*throws you into blender, shuts it, and turns it on*

*not hurt*

W h a t
*turns the power up*

I'm still ok

*throws you in the oven on the highest heat*

*shapeshifts into a Flareon*
Thx

*sweat* does that work on humans

No, but remember how I mentioned Giratina?

yea *I used to love pokemon*
wait
F U C K
NO
HAVE MERCY

*releases my Giratina from his pokeball*

WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?
MONEY?!?!?!
SEX??!?!?!
LABOR?!?!?
ILL DO IT!!

Sex!? WTF NO!

THEN WHAT!?!??!?

*shoots the blender*

hey!
that was 60 bucks!
is that all

*teleports you to a zoophiles house*

*goes back to my human form and HK slaps my MP-5*

Who’s hk

Heckler and Koch, it's a firearm company

*teleports u back to me and throws a pokeball at you*

I'm in my human form

Transform back

No.

*grabs a masterball*

aussie mf

exactly

bro is you swimming upside down or smthn

no

I will throw you into the blender

plz dont

convince me not to

Giratina

what about Giratina

nothing else

There was one ad last year with Christmas music even though it was either June or July

Meanwhile in Australia