*11 yr old me going "AAUUUGGHHH" in the mic*

Bro as a kid i just said shit like

"Poop farts heheheheh" into these and thought i had reached peak comedy

Either that or i breathed into it like a dumbass

LMAOO
i just went "eee-"
and my mom thought it was funny so i kept doing it

Pfff

My mom used to swat me with this because it made her feel better and it made a nice noise
but then I started using it as an actual microphone so she got rid of it