anyways bye lmao

bro you started making me coght agaub

Sayori and Sephiroth, when they first swim underwater together
*Sephiroth dives into the ocean first, followed by Sayori, who takes in as much air from the surface as she could. When Sayori enters the water, she attempts to hold her breath, unaware of her ability to breathe and speak normally regardless of the surrounding environment, an ability she and Sephiroth happen to share*
Sephiroth, looking at Sayori who is above him: It’s ok, Sayori. You can breathe
Sayori, letting out her breath underwater: Sephiroth? Can you hear me?
Sephiroth: I can hear you loud and clear, Sayori
Sayori: How is this even happening? How am I able to hear myself clearly?
Sephiroth: This is because we both have the ability to breathe and speak clearly anywhere we want. This is an ability humans don’t have
Sayori: Well, that’s a first. At least we don’t need to use sign language often. And at least I don’t have to feel breathless in the water
Sephiroth: Come on Sayori, we’re going swimming
*Sayori holds Sephiroth’s hand as they swim deeper into the ocean*

Anyway bye :)

YOU, ME.
GAS STATION.
WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?
SUSHI OF COURSE.
UH OH, THERE WAS A RUBY INSIDE OUR GAS STATION SUSHI, WE BLACK OUT AND WE WAKE UP IN A SEWER.
WE’RE SURROUNDED BY FISH, HORNY FISH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, FISH ORGY

THE STENCH DRIES AND A BEAR, WHAT DO WE DO? WE’RE GONNA FIGHT IT.
BEAR FIGHT
BARE HANDED?
BARE… NAKED?
OH, YES, PLEASE.

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE IT INTO A CHUCK-E-CHEESE.

DANCE
DANCE
REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?

UH, I THINK SO.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I’M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST

THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (which I didn’t know you could do), THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN,

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