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Xonsce: "Are you okay?"

???: *walks away to a room*

...

???: *come out after a few min with a dress on*

...

???: *jumps a little hearing his voice* h&huh-

Xonsce: "You don't seem okay..."

???: n-no no I'm f-fine!

*Xonsce walks over to them*
Xonsce: "Well, i know that I'M not okay."

???: w-whys that-?

Xonsce: "I can't sleep, I've died several times, i'm in constant pain, i'm considered an SCP, etc."

???: w-why?

Xonsce: "You don't need to know..."
((here's a picture of Xonsce))

???: n-no tell m-mes!

Xonsce: "I don't KNOW why..."

???; b-but you said-

Xonsce: "Nobody knows why. Besides one small group of people..."

???: w-why?

Xonsce: "I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!"

???: ok ok jeez-!

...

???: ...

...

???: im...gonna do my mission now..bye-

Xonsce: "Okay..."

(hello?)

Azrael- “Heyyy- you alright?”

???: *she jumps startled by the sound of his voice* h&huh- oh! Yes yes i-i am fine!

Azrael- "Heh.. You look nervous... I'm Az, it's good to Meetcha"

???: i-im not nervous- but nice to m-meet you to!

Azrael- "You wanna go outside and get some fresh air? Also- What's ya name?.. It's always good to put a name to a pretty face" *He smiles genuinely*

???: *she smiles* my name is Mia!

Azrael- "Lovely name.. Cmon this crowd is stressin me out" *He walks outside*

Mia: *follows*

Azrael- "See, much quieter... So what had you so freaked out in there?"

Mia: it's kinda.... Private-

Azrael- "Well I'm always happy to listen? But of course no pressure"

Mia: I would love to tell y8u! And would probably need help with it- but I can't untill I get it done-

Azrael- "Get what done?"

Mia: a mission, you could say

Azrael- “A what now?”

Mia: a mission

Azrael- “Elaborate”

Mia: wish i could

*silently walks over*

*nods*

*goes silent*

?

I should probably get going. I guess I’ll see you tomorrow. I’d like to meet your boss, see if I can do anything else.

*nods* cya, do you have a phone number?

Several. Why do you ask?

So I can contact you-

Yeah. I’ll give you my main number.

thank you

*he giver her the number*

???: *walks with him*
Mia: *follows*

*he steps inside and lets the two of them in* my friend and I have a few questions for you. *closes the door*

???: what do you mean?

*turns to Mia* Maybe it would be best if you explained.

Mia: good point, you little guy, have been hacking my bosses systems

*you both blink and he returns to his normal form*

???: YOU WERE A BOY?!

Oh. Yeah. Pretty convincing trick, wasn’t it?

???: HOW?!

Illusion.

*grabs a soda and sits down*

*comes back a minute later* impressive basement.

thank you,ive had to hides a lot of bodies so-

Fire is pretty effective.

true but the gas is less messy

Sometimes.

eh

It’s always good to have options.

that is true

*sits down*

*shrugs and walks to her car* I'm bringing a random stranger to my house... -

True. I wouldn’t recommend it.

*shrugs* I already have a stranger staying there so

Ok. Lead the way.

*nods* did you bring a car*

Nope. Ran here.

Ofc you did- *opens car door* hop in

*gets on*

*shuts it then gets in drivers*

*he puts the guy on the floor in the back seat*

I do,but now i have you

Let’s get started and we’ll improvise.

*nods walking closer to the guy but he doesnt notice*

*follows*

we dont wanna cause a panic..

*silent*

we should lure him into a room

Does he know what you look like?

nope

Then why not just ask him?

*drinks soda*

You mentioned earlier that someone else was here. Who is it?

hm? ohhhh ummm she isnt here rn,shes doing something

Ok, but who is she?

Her name is Maria

Same line of work?

Nope

What does she do?

She's a dancer

Ok. Just wondering.

*gets out truning the car off*

Should I get the guy from the back?

yea

*opens the door and pulls him out*

need help?

Nope. *closes the door*

mk *walks inside*

*follows*

*opens door and holds it open for him*

*steps inside* nice place.

*muttering something*

*listens*

*muttering* ahhhh why did the boss give me a mission met for boys?! It's like he wants me to get raped!

Hmm…

*jumps back hearing him*=h-huh?!

You know, usually it isn’t a good idea to grumble about secret missions out loud. *their voice is completely neutral, both in tone and in pitch*

Aha- w-WHAT do you m-mean-

Or was that someone else muttering about being on a mission meant for boys?

U-uh- shit-

Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone. As long as you let me help, that is.

*she takes it and puts it in her phone*

Alright. I’ll be off now. *he gets up and goes out the door*

*nods* cya?

Tomorrow.

mk cya then

Bye. *vanishes*

0-0

(Time skip to morning)

*sleeping*

*waiting outside the door*

*stil sleeping*

*waits*

*wakes up a litle and goes to grab a soda*

*waits*

*opens door* ?!

Hey.

hi-

What’s up?

They were pretty hard-

You might have to tell me about them sometime.

*nods*

I’ve been on too many to count. I’ve been doing these kinds of things for most of my life. Ever since I figured our illusions.

Really? When did you do that?

I was about 12.

0-0

I’ve been doing this for a while.

i can tell-

*smiles and goes back to watching out the window*

*runs into a bathroom*

Some day

*waits*

*come back in a dress that goes down to her knees and goes and opens a bag hiding a knife and a gun around her legs*

I can still see them.

F**k- *arranges them so he can't* better?

A bit. Nobody without a trained eye would see them. *stands up* what about me? Can you see anything?

No not really

I’ve found that nobody ever suspects an umbrella to be a weapon.

Wait what-

*he holds up his umbrella*

yea yea ik,sorry this is only my 4th mission

Well then, this is a learning experience.

yep!

We seem to be ready. Lead the way.

*nods walking out of the room*

*follows*

*looks around*

Actually, before we go anywhere, should I disguise myself as well?

i recommend it

Ok. Be right back. *he runs back into the room and closes the door*

How?

Illusion.

Right-

*he grabs the body and it vanishes* alright, lead the way.

*nods walking out of the room*

*follows*

*walks outside*

*follows*

Wanna come to my house?

Sure, why not?

Idk if I can do that...

It’s that or I tell everyone. Don’t worry, I can be quite useful.

*she sighs* fine

Cool.

Come with me

Alright.

*she walks to a small room*

*follows*

Ok, ig I have to tell you what I'm doing now so-

That would certainly help.

Ok so basically, I'm looking for this person *shows him a picture* and that last few girl that went n here git raped and then fired-

Well then, maybe your lucky that I came along.

Probably-

What’s the story? Why are you after them?

He keeps hacking our system

I see. Ok. How do you plan to locate them?

I'm trying to track him from his hacking

Ok. If there’s anything I should do, just let me know.

*nods*

Alright. *sits down agains the wall*

*humming some music*

*listens*

*humming quiets down*

About how long until we get there?

10 min

Alright.

*turns on music humming quietly so he cant really hear*

*watches out the window*

-10 min later-
were here

*opens the door and gets out*

about?

To follow us into a room. I doubt he has reason to suspect two girls at a party.

yea...good point

Shall we try it?

sure!

alright. *Walks over* hello sir.

???: yes?

*he leans in and lets his hair fall on the guy’s shoulder. He smiles* I’d like to ask you a few things. In private, if possible.

???: *he blushes slightly* I would be ok with that.
Mia: *thinks* he's so good!!!

Oh, thank you! Follow me. *he starts leading the guy toward the room*

*starts driving out*

*watches out the window*

*turns on the music humming along to it*

If I may ask, what does your company do?

It makes those cell towers, it controls every single one, if he hacked it again cells wouldn't work

Any do secret missions like this occur often?

Yea kinda-

I’m interested. I haven’t been getting many missions lately.

Oh? Where do you work?

Anywhere where significant things happen.

Mia: I'm here to stop you from hacking my bosses system
???: and how are you gonna do that pretty lady?

Well, I feel like killing you might be pretty effective.

???: Y-YOU wouldn't do that...

I would. I’m not sure about her.

Mia: oh I would to
???: Y-YOU can't! I'm a valuable resource!

In what way?

???: I'm a hacker, i-i could help your company! *bluffing*

I doubt you would, but honestly I’m not sure what kind of things their doing.

???: oh ther-
Mia: *punches him*
???: owwww

What do you think we should do with him?

Mia: well they didn't say anything about kill him so.. *pulls up her dress and grabs the gun she hid* I'm sure they wouldn't mind

Painless or painful?

???: painless please!
Mia: fine

Go ahead then.

Mia: idk how to do painless+

Shoot his brain. It should only hurt for a millisecond or two.

Mia: thank you *points the gun to his head* bye bye *shoots*
???: *ded*

I doubt the sound of the gunshot will go unnoticed. Think we should head out?

Yea- good point what do we do with the body?

I can carry it. Nobody will see it.

:0

Alright. Let’s go.

*nods starting to walk around*

*follows*

*sees the person and shoves him a little bit*

Well, that was quick.

well this is a small area-

True.

so...how do we go about this

I thought you knew.

i...didnt realize that-

Want a demonstration? I’ve become quite adept with it. *closes the umbrella*

sure!

*smiles* alright then. *he steps forward, and in seconds has you laying on you back on the floor with the tip of his umbrella less than an inch from your neck. You notice a small, sharp metal point on the end of it*

0-0

*he steps back and helps you up* how was that?

amazing!

Thanks. You should keep your guard up though. That was a bit too easy.

yea..sorry,still a bit nervous

Even more reason to be cautious.

thank you

Where should I put him?

In the basement, but get a gas mask

What is the gas mask for?

I put glass down there that decomposes it faster

Ah. I’ll just hold my breath.

*shrugs* alright , just be careful

I will. Where’s the basement?

over there *points to a hallway*

*walks into the hallway*

*waits*

*comes back out looking completely different, having changed into much more feminine clothes, and even taking on a more female-looking figure* *his voice has changed to a perfect imitation of a girl’s voice* how do I look?

i- how?!

Illusion. *tosses his hair* does wonders, doesn’t it?

:0

I thought two girls would be less suspicious than one girl and a shady looking guy wearing all black. *you also notice his umbrella is gone*

yea..your right- were the umbrella?

Oh. *he reaches back and grabs at a space of seemingly empty air behind him and the umbrella appears in his hand.

:0

Yeah. *he lets go and it vanishes*

*giggles* sounds like you

I’m surprised you can already tell what does and doesn’t sound like me.

I can read people easily