I am Shadow, and be a sonic character or OC. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fueRUi5AWWQ)

Sonic: the fuc did I watched

Shadow: We need to take him down. OMEGA!!

Sonic.RAR: a

Shadow: *is fuming*

Sonic: Lol small Pp.

Shadow: Shut.

Sonic: Oh and another question, have you ever f**ked Rouge?

Shadow: No, she is obsessed with Knuckles, but I DID f**k Eggman's wife, which started this whole thing.

Sonic: So you deserved to have a small pp.

Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!! *Roundhouse kicks Sonic*

Sonic: *uno reverse*

Shadow: You think those work on the ultimate life form?

Sonic: yes

Shadow: Well no.

Sonic: damnit

Sonic: I didn't say that my Dic was that big

Shadow: OH COME ON!! EGGMAN SAID I WAS VERY SMALL AND ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS YOUR SIZE!? *roundhouse kicks Sonic* We need to go up to the ark and fix this.

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*fades*

Sonic: *runs up to Egg man* Hey Egg man the idiot.

(You did it wrong. It's supposed to be Chaos Control into a roundhouse kick lol)

Tails: The f**k did I just hear?

Shadow: Eggman just pissed on the moon and we have 24 hours before he pisses on earth with his super laser piss.

Tails: .-.
The f**k?

(watch the video)
Shadow: Eggman made an announcement saying I have a small dick and then shot a laser at the moon calling it his super laser piss. And all this because I f**ked his wife.

(I did)
Tails: Okay, what do I do about it?

Shadow: Get us on the Ark.

Sonic: time to kick eggmans butt
Deku: time for eggman to get full cowlinged

Shadow: Let's get on the eclipse cannon. CHAOS CONTROL!

Sonic: shadow I thought you died in Sonic x
Deku: ???

Tails doll: hehe...

Shadow: Well, I got over it. Now let's get on the eclipse cannon and finish this. Sonic, Tails Doll, let's go. You too random green-haired human.

Sonic: so what is eggman planing to do

Shadow: Apparently piss on the earth with the laser. We need to destroy it.

Sonic: I didn't think that eggman was that stupid

Shadow: I f**ked his wife, so he's f**king the earth.

Sonic: why did you do that to his wife

Shadow: Because he told me not to.

Sonic: seriously shadow

Shadow: It was funny, but no time for that. Let's go. *hits a button on his communicator*
Omega: *bursts through the wall*

Deku: eggman you're getting full cowlinged

Omega: Indeed. Let us murder him together in the most brutal way possible.
Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!! *They have all flashed into the Ark* Phew. It took a lot out of me moving you all when Time stopped.

Sonic: I could only imagine

Shadow: Omega has an emerald inside of him, he was easier.

Deku: hey eggman take a hike

Eggman: WHA-
Omega: *uses all 3,000,000 guns, rocket launchers, and other stuff in his artillery to kill Eggman*

<file eggman deleted>

Tails doll: *laughing hysterically, all the while rolling on the floor*

Shadow: *slams his foot into Tails doll's head*

Tails doll: *pulls out AK-47* very foolish of you.

Shadow: *pulls out a second AK-47* I got backup. And his name is Omega.
Omega: *bursts in through a wall with ALL of his artillery pointed at Tails Doll*

*Tails doll Gets out stealthily*
*By the time The smoke clears, All crusader sees is a Vaporeon plush*

Shadow: Damn it.
Omega: I will go rip Metal Sonic in 2 and split the doctor's skull. *turns to leave*

VAPOREON ENDING
Retry?

Yes.

I want to retry. I already re-replied.

Shadow: Can you not?

*Tails doll stops his laughter*
*well you don't have to be such a-
*Mozambique EAS alarm plays*

Shadow: I just don't like it when people LAUGH at me.

Tails doll: Hold on.
*You listen and really take in the sounds of emergency*
Tails doll: Wow. It seems like people are really afraid about a giant rock that’s headed towards earth. Earth took a hit in the age of the dinosaurs so it’s possible that it could survive again

Shadow: OH CRAP. *Goes super and runs up to the meteor* CHAOS SPEAR!! *slices the meteor in half* CHAOS ARROWS!! *destroys the meteor rubble*

tails doll: *mind: i tried to remind him, I knew what eggman's piss droplets meant*

Super Shadow: *comes back down* Well, that's taken care of. *returns to normal*

i ment:
*Tails doll stops his laughter*
Tails doll: well you don't have to be such a-
*Mozambique EAS alarm plays*