This rp has a western post apocalyptic theme (rules in tags)

Atli: "Hello there."

Travis: *ignores*

*Atli sits next to Travis*

Travis: *drinks whiskey*

*Atli drinks a pitch-black liquid*

Travis: ...

...

Travis: *drinks beer*

*Atli falls to the floor*

Travis: Y'all are NPCs in this world. I'm the main character. That's why I never die.

Atli: "I'm not an NPC. I can respawn too, you know."

Travis: H-how?

Atli: "What if i told you there can be more than one main character?"

Travis: Doubt

*Atli stabs himself several times, killing himself, and then respawns right where he died*

Travis: *keeps drinking whiskey*

*Atli stands up*
Atli: "What's an NPC?"

Travis: T-thats not possible *deletes you with console commands*

*it doesn't work*

Travis: *f**king scared*

Atli: "This may or may not be a kind of online experience..."

Travis: I swear the motherf**king god this is not an online experience

Atli: "I don't know if it is."

Travis: I swear the f**king god *leaves the bar*

...

Travis: Oh god

*Atli exits the bar and starts walking away*

Travis: *runs the opposite direction*

...

Travis: *running*

...

Travis: *running*

*Atli looks around*

Travis: *dies to a deathclaw*

...

Travis: .

*Atli sits on the ground*

*end of the rp*

((okay))

Travis: Guess npcs just do that

*Atli looks a bit strange, being a creature from the 3.5th dimension*

Travis: You ok?

*Atli runs around while laying on the floor*

Travis: ...

*Atli starts moving through objects*

Travis: NPC moment

...

Warlock: Sup?

Travis: *drinks whiskey* Sup

Warlock: *Takes a seat* I asked you first.

Travis: I'm doing fine. You don't look like from this wasteland. Your armor is way too futuristic.

Warlock: Yeah. You're right about that. I'm doing fine as well.

Travis: ..

Warlock: Whats wrong?

Travis: nothing

Warlock: Oh

Travis: ...

Warlock: Hey barkeep, 2 bottles of water and a shot of whiskey please.

Travis: ...

Warlock: It's hot in this armor.

Travis: ...

Travis: That's why I don't wear that much armor. The desert sun really burns my skin sometimes tho.

Warlock: I generally work in the cold areas so yeah.