challenge

Dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer take the same amount of time to process simple information

lmao

True enough

Ye

Boneless chicken is to just make adults feel better about eating chicken nuggets.

You're constantly swallowing spit, but if you were to put it in a cup you wouldn't want to drink it anymore.

If it was my own I would

Ew

If apple made a car would it still have windows?

People who step up 2 steps at a time are both active and lazy

:/

Ye

You can play the game chess and checkers on the same board which makes it the first gaming platform

When you hate haters doesn't that make you a hater

The only thing water bottle company's produce is plastic

Gravity is always trying to pull your pants down

Ye

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If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean out the soap dirty?

yes

You can always see your nose but your brain ignores it

yeah

Imagine how scary the water would be if we feel through it like the air

Sleeping is a real life skip buying

Button

You've probably seen somebody on the last day of their life

cool

If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whose minds are they reading?

Why do noses run but feet smell

hmmmm

If a toy died in Toy Story the kid wouldn't know and would be playing with a dead corpse

sus

Ye

Yk that toys are hard to kill unless they are severely damaged. Toys in toy story are practically immortal.

Ye

Your fingers have finger tips but your toes don't have toe tips. Yet you can rip toe but not tip finger

Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or if orange named orange because oranges are orange

Burps are revere's farts

ok

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

why is it called oven when you oven the cold food of out hot eat the food

Why are building called buildings, if they're already built?

We cut down bird houses, to make more birdhouses

yes

Chemistry books are atoms explaining atoms to atoms

Things aren't on fire, fire is on things

you heard me